TOP Ten reasons I hate Hispanic Magazines – by Al Carlos

10. They are published by Carpet baggers, Coconuts, and Tio Tacos…

9. They pander to corporate interests, while pimping community issues.

8. They are filled with “experts” no one has ever heard of, and no one I know reads them.

7. They are written for the sole reason of selling institutional ads.

6. #7 The ads are designed to showcase token Latinos to assuage corporate guilt.

5. Print is dead, the only ones who don’t know that, is the ones who fund them.

4. All pictures indicate “Weez all happy ain’t we Boss?”.

3. No one wants a career in insurance.

2. They pander to Spanish language media and ignore homegrown interests.

1. Each edition, A sprayed on Spic-o-rama.

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