Top 10 Signs a Latino Overdid It During X-Mas – by Al Carlos

10. The only way to get the freeloading relatives to leave was to blast “Testify” by Rage and lip-sync in Aztec Warrior Speedos.

9. Ate so much your scarf is now too short for your neck.

8. Credit card company guy came to your house and slapped you.

7. Mommy wasn’t kissing Santa Claus, it was the Bandido biker dude from E.L.A..

6. White Christmas included brother-in-law trying to snort the driveway.

5. The lyrics “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire” bring back some painful and embarrassing ER memories.

4. Someone crazy glued antlers onto your gato.

3. Didn’t see any Elves until you ate the brownies.

2. By making minimum payments on your credit cards, this Xmas will be paid off the year the Raiders make it back to the Superbowl.

1. Spent 15 G’s on the family and you got a sarape and nine dollar house shoes.

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