TOP Ten ways for Latinos not to get busted in Alabama – by Al Carlos

10.Grow a mullet, move into a trailer and pull out your front teeth.

9. Drape a Rebel flag across the back of your Ford F150.

8. Explain that documented doesn’t mean one has a GED.

7. Be conversant with NASCAR events.

6. Present police with license, green card, proof of insurance and picked pigs feet.

5. Crime to help undocumented, don’t give Superman any directions.

4. Take a cab everywhere so they can shakedown the Middle Eastern driver.

3. Tell cops you are Gay. They will be afraid and will respect your Civil Rights.

2. Avoid saying the word, “Sandwich”.

1. Tell everyone your favorite band is Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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