TOP Ten ways things would be different if Murdock’s wife was Latina – By Al Carlos

10. 2 second slap, 90 minutes to explain to pie thrower why she did it.

9. She would have gone after pie throwers family.

8. She would have used the slap right, then high heel shoe left, technique.

7. He would be forced to eat the pie so as not to waste food.

6. She would have had it on You Tube, before they cuffed him.

5. Would have pinched step son James for not paying attention.

4. Slap was so loud she would be offered a gig playing bongo in a Salsa band.

3. She would have called perpetrator’s a “Pie” – “asyo!”

2. She would have cut him every-way but loose.

1. She would have hit him with her 50 pound purse and put him in the ICU.

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