TOP Ten Signs You’re Taking the Copa Mundial Too Seriously – By Al Carlos

10. Paint your face in team colors to go to Mass.

9. Practice your yelling “Goooaaaaalllll!!!” underwater in the bath tub.

8. Every time someone bumps into you at the mall, you fall down.

7. Start giving your wife/husband yellow cards during arguments.

6. Pull your shirt over your head and run around in circles when you make a sale.

5. Bicycle kick gophers off the lawn.

4. Every time Jose Baez gets on TV you show him a Red Card.

3. Actually watching Univision during Non Novella times.

2. Blowing a whistle when it’s time for boring relatives to leave.

1. Expecting extra injury time after an unfortunate pretty and plump date.

Posted on: July 14th, 2011
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