Top Ten Issues with the USA-Mexico Border Fence – Al Carlos

10.Mexico has stepped up its efforts to field a world class pole vaulting team.

9. There is still a 69 mile gap, and the Mexicans who built it know where it is, no one else does.

8. The fence is on the wrong border, Canadians smuggle in game show hosts.

7. Fence is designed to stop illegals from immediately blending into local populations, now they arrest everyone with flat feet and sprained ankles.

6. The fence cost $2.7 billion. It would have been cheaper to give folks a few G’s not to come north.

5. In tests, the virtual fence technology has only apprehended Captain Crunch and Homer Simpson.

4. Obama voted for the fence while he was a senator, hoping much of it could be used for half court pickup basketball games.

3. Every time someone mentions a “Mexican Fence” my cousin’s name comes up.

2. Mexicanos are using it to hang-dry laundry and show drive in movies.

1. Politicians on both side are still straddling it.

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