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TOP 10 Reasons George Lopez Won’t Be Dancing with the Stars – by Al Carlos
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Tagged: Al Carlos, George Lopez10. Other contestants are afraid of a random “chanclaso”.
9. All male professional dancer’s first names do not start with “Más”…
8. Producers could not get insurance should guaraches blow out during a Paso Doble and injure spectators.
7. Bruno and Glen are huge Eric Estrada fans.
6. Only costumes he wears are for golfing and when he dresses like Mama Kardashian.
5. In East LA, a quick step is only used during shoplifting.
4. He uses only non-Latino dance coaches.
3. Judge’s cards would be lower than fan’s credit scores.
2. Chola Girl would insist on doing his makeup and he would look just like her.
1. He is a real star now.
Posted on: March 21st, 2011Curation from Tomás
Filed Under: Commentary, Cultura, Cultura Essentials, Cultura News, Entertainment

