Al Carlos: TOP Ten signs you married a Salsera
Tagged: Al Carlos10. She has different eyebrows for different occasions.
9. Hip replacement every 20,000 miles.
8. She can outrun the subway train in 7 inch heels if you forget to give her your paycheck.
7. Hips legally have to be registered as lethal weapons
6. After dancing all night, she can eat like a teamster.
5. There is a tribe of Bongo players living in the basement.
4. Irrespective of the facts, you are always “Big Fat Lieeerrrr”.
3. She wishes you were Gayer so you could dress and dance better.
2. She can do an extreme makeover with a sharpie pen and a can of hair spray.
1. Her cats are named Gato Puente and Kitty Colon.
Posted on: February 24th, 2011Curation from Tomás
Filed Under: Commentary, Cultura, Cultura Essentials, Cultura News
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