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TOP Ten reasons Salma Hayek made it as an illegal alien – Al Carlos
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Tagged: Al Carlos, Salma Hayek10. She came here with Frida Kahlo eyebrows, they thought she was a Teamster.
9. Applied her artistic skills as a former Novella over-actress.
8. Only fools rush in…
7. Ice found out she was Lebanese, let her go, didn’t know where Lebanon was.
6. She was only here for a few days to find a French Billionaire husband.
5. One-Bazillion Dudes and a few Women offered to marry her and give her Citizenship.
4. She hid out with Local Latino LA actors, networks couldn’t find her.
3. Two really good reasons.
2. No one has the maracas to question a Bearded Latina Vampire.
1. Salma, is Arabic for “Welcome”.
Posted on: December 9th, 2010Curation from Tomás
Filed Under: Cultura, Cultura Essentials, Cultura News
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