TOP Ten good things about having a Chola as a prom date… by Al Carlos

10. One of her kids can house sit your cat.

9. Can surprise you with different eyebrows after every dance.

8. She can slap around the mean cafeteria lady.

7. No one will think you are gay.

6. Get to go into the Girls restroom to pull her off of somebody.

5. All the non Latinos will think she is a star from one of those vampire movies.

4. Introduce her to the jock who threw you in trash can when you were a Freshman.

3. Stays warm with a Pendleton flannel shirt buttoned to the top over her gown.

2. She can draw a convincing moustache on you, with her dark lipstick.

1. Those Foo’s will all be so jealous…

Posted on: March 24th, 2010
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