TOP Ten reasons there are no Latinos in the Winter Olympics…

10 Closest thing to ice racing is running from Mall cops with Church shoes on.

9 If we could luge into San Diego it would look like scud missiles.

8. If you give up you day job to go ice mopping with a porra, people will talk.

7. Any guy who wears tights and ballerina dances on ice, better have lost a bet.

6. Only time we come down a hill that fast we are sitting on a cardboard.

5. ICE means something completely different to Latinos.

4 As a matter of fact Speed skating also has a different meaning.

3. 4 Homies sitting that close in a canoe just don’t look right.

3. We think Curling is the bald Three Stooges dude who liked to bark.

2. Snowboarding was invented when the wheels came off Chuy’s skateboard and he ran over the shaved ice guy.

1. Biathlon is easy on snow, try doing it the desert with Coyotes chasing you.

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