TOP Ten Latino Valentine Slogans By Al Carlos

10. Rose are red violets are blue, be my Valentine or I’ll give you H1N1 flu.

9. The Barrio is our special place, if you be my Valentine, I’ll remove the tattoo from my face.

8. I may be a Gringo, but my love is true and if you become my Valentine, I’ll eat the tripas stew.

7. Valentine; If you are Spanish and French,… I’ll eat a park bench.

6. You are so much my Vida, so very sorry, I called La Migra.

5. Vato Loco I am, Vato Loco I’ll stay, be Mi Ruca por Vida, or I’ll throw your cat in the bay.

4.  I love you even thou you are Hispanic, our love is like moving deck chairs on the Titanic.

3. Please be my Valentine of this I’m very sincere, even though your Family stole my Doberman and drank all of my Super bowl beer.

2. Don’t know what to buy you, don’t know what to get, doesn’t matter anyway, until Friday when I get my check.

1. My heart is going to the highest bidder, after I saw you talking to the Homeboy on Twitter.

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