TOP Ten list, 10 signs you should no longer be a Carnival Dancer
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9. Only way to slap your conga for 6 hours is to paint the face of a Wall Street banker on it.
8. Tall spiky heels leave holes in the concrete.
7. Tall Feathered headdress includes GPS.
6. Your chrome bikini rusted.
5. People applaud you huge papier-mâché comic head, but you’re not wearing one.
4. Dressed up Oakland Raider Nation and scared the heck OUT of the Voodoo dudes.
3. Dancing Shoe broke; float ran over your maracas.
2. Painted yourself red and accidently samba your way into gang turf.
1. Every block hip gets stuck and they have to tazer you to keep going.
Posted on: February 3rd, 2010Curation from Tomás
Filed Under: Commentary, Cultura, Cultura News
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