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TOP Ten reasons Hispanics shouldn’t take Gang tour by Al Carlos

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10. Homies will take your lunch money…again.
9. You may get abducted and forced to co-sign an auto loan.
8.”Ghettotainment” demeans people of respect.
7. Some Cholas are way prettier than the Fea you brought from Sociology class.
6. Wear the wrong colors and you may be used as a Pinata.
5. The wavier you sign, may also enroll you in the tamale of the month club.
4. If you don’t pay the 65 dollars cash, they get you in headlock and start slapping your pockets.
3. Don’t be cute, trying to use George Lopez catch phrases on residents.
2.If anyone asks where you are from, look down and say, “My Mom”.
1. Don’t get off the bus, if you do driver will make you chase him, when you try to board, he will take off again.

Posted on: January 28th, 2010
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