TOP Ten ways it would be different for Tiger Woods if he was married to a Latina
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9. Would have to ungo surgery to remove pink fluffy Chancla.
8. Her brothers would have already would have sold the rims and interior off of the Escalade.
7. Tigers Girlfriend would have got her hair pulled at the mall by her Comadres.
6. Instead of yelling Four, he would be yelling about his Two.
5. She would have cut him every way but loose.
4. Her make up diamond ring would be the size of a 3 pound Albondiga.
3. First Latina half a billion dollar baby.
2. She would have bent his favorite driver.
1 Que Tiger, que nada, el un gato cochino.
Posted on: December 3rd, 2009Curation from Tomás
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