TOP Ten reasons you should watch Lopez tonight not Conan

10. Conan wouldn’t watch you, but Lopez would.

9. Spent our whole lives listening to tall silly Gringos, who ruined the economy.

8. Conan peaked when he wrote for the Simpsons, still acts like a cartoon dude.

7. Lopez sells out arenas around the country; Conan has to pay his jerk side kick to fake laugh for no apparent reason.

6. Conan has no Latino writers; neither does Letterman, Leno has one.

5. Lopez is the kind of guy who likes people; Conan is a guy who likes Conan.

4. Lopez brings living color to late night, Conan has lost 43% of Leno’s old audience.

3. Lopez is not just for Latinos, its hip urban humor, not East Coast psychobabble.

2. Conan has a huge Hispanic following; Lopez has a Latino/Chicano one.

1. If they say it is funny, it is not, if they laugh, it’s funny.

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