TOP Ten reasons Latino Sammy Sosa went from Black to White
Tagged: Al Carlos, sammy sosa10.He decided to become a Republican.
9. Someone switched his Steroid Cream with Kabuki Makeup.
8. Apparently, lost his ability to dance salsa.
7. Played his summer baseball with the Antarctica Mukluk’s.
6. Decided to try his hand at Professional Hockey.
5. Trying to go from Latino to Hispanic.
4. Knew it would be easier to get a job on Univision.
3. Half way through the process he looked like a Zebra.
2. Feels really foolish he did it, now that Chicanos got rid of Lou Dobbs.
1. Had the same High School Guidance counselors that I did.
Posted on: November 12th, 2009Curation from Tomás
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