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TOP Ten Barrio Halloween trick or treat do’s and don’ts

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10. Always check your restraining orders before knocking on a door.

9. Keep a firm grasp of your candy bag, folks will open the door snatch the bag, slam the door then, deny you where there.

8. A “Trick” means something completely different to some people.

7. If you hear a shotgun rack, hit the ground. Let them cap guy dressed like Star Wars behind you.

6. Do not take a Flouta if it’s wrapped in a napkin, foil, Ok.

5. Don’t ask folks what they are dressed as, some people look really scary and don’t wear costumes.

4. Pesos cannot technically be considered a treat.

3. Dressing like a cop is never ever funny.

2. No matter what they tell you, they are supposed to give YOU the treat.

1. If you can grow a moustache Male/Female you are ineligible.

Posted on: October 28th, 2009
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