TOP 10 Reasons Los Lobos Will Not Be Dancing With the Stars
Tagged: Al Carlos, Dance, Los LobosPosted on: September 22nd, 2009
10. Female professional dancers afraid of back injuries.
9. Male professional dancers afraid of accordions.
8. Producers could not take the liability should a Stacy Adams blow out during a Paso Doble.
7. Network brass have seen Los Lobos fans dancing, which immediately disqualified them by proxy.
6. Los vatos don’t do shiny costumes
5. In ELA, a quick step is only used during shoplifting.
4. The old dude judge could get bonked with a Guitarón.
3. Judges cards would be lower than fan’s credit scores.
2. If they could get millions of fans to call in they would sell them CDs.
1. Los Lobos may chase Los Fox-trotters and bite them.”
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