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TOP 10 Reasons Los Lobos Will Not Be Dancing With the Stars

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Posted on: September 22nd, 2009
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“10. Female professional dancers afraid of back injuries.

9. Male professional dancers afraid of accordions.

8. Producers could not take the liability should a Stacy Adams blow out during a Paso Doble.

7. Network brass have seen fans dancing, which immediately disqualified them by proxy.

6. Los vatos don’t do shiny costumes

5. In ELA, a quick step is only used during shoplifting.

4. The old dude judge could get bonked with a Guitarón.

3. Judges cards would be lower than fan’s credit scores.

2. If they could get millions of fans to call in they would sell them CDs.

1. may chase Los Fox-trotters and bite them.”

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