TOP Ten Reasons Hugo Chavez Wants to Ban Golf in Venezuela
Tagged: Al Carlos, Hugo Chavez, VenezuelaPosted on: August 14th, 2009
10. Capitalist pigs poke fun about the size of his putter.
9. He has nationalized all of the recreational balls in that country.
8. His booty looks really big when he wears his canary yellow Dockers.
7. He has a phobia about doing math in public and likes to eat pencils.
6. Daniel Ortega now wants a tip every time he caddies.
5. Venezuelan golfers are bourgeois and always make him cart jockey.
4. He feels if someone shoots a birdie, the people have a right to eat it.
3. Anyone who asks him about his handicap is immediately jailed.
2. Based on socialism, everyone should end up with the same score.
1. Lazy man’s sport, misuse of public lands, much like chasing his wife around the lawn.”
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