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TOP Ten signs a Chola planned your New Year’s party by Al Carlos

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“10.All you can eat sunflower seeds bar.

9. Tamale cooker blew up sending fake eyelashes and hair extensions into outer space.

8. Someone left some kids, and no one is answering their cell.

7. Shy girl is still locked in the bathroom crying.

6. Nobody won the scrabble game.

5. Don’t bail out Rascal, Casper and Dopes; they have more time than money.

4. The only authorized Karaoke tunes were “Angel Baby” and “Smile now and cry later”.

3. When Champagne corks were popped the neighbors returned fire.

2. Forgot which really short, bald headed, no job having Homie they came with.

1. It is still going on.”

Posted on: January 2nd, 2009
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