Top Ten Reasons Latinos Should Vote for Obama (funny version by Al Carlos)

10. He knows what it feels like to be followed around by security at Macy’s.

9. Obama rhymes with “Tu Mama”.

8. Like most of us, he doesn’t know how to bowl.

7. He could show up to a Quinceañera and no one would think he is a narc.

6. Finally, a First Lady who can dance.

5. He looks like the Legal Aide Lawyer that got your Tio probation.

4. Vote for Barak-o, don’t be a Borrach-o.

3. Knows what it’s like to have major hair issues.

2. If he wins, he’ll start a national health care/education campaign to teach us how not to have fat kids.

1. Obama would be the first President to have struggled paying off student loans.”

although in the original version he sent me after I asked my readers for the top 10 reasons #10 was “Obama would be the first President to subscribe to Hispanic Tips because he gets it.” and of course I was partial to that but then as now I think this is a great top 10 list by Al.

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