CIMS » Nice hat, what they couldn’t guess your weight? – Al Carlos Hernandez

There are three primary reasons for guys over thirty to wear a hat; to block out the sun, to support a certain team or cause, in lieu of combing hair, or to conceal the lack of hair thereof.

Any man who wears a hat, unless you are a cop or a cowboy, to a semi formal occasion, is either hiding bad hair or the unfortunate emergence of a chrome dome. Most men view hair as a sign of virility, but physiologically and chemically the opposite is true as one gets older, as reported by middle age horse shoe headed Gringo doctors.

Don’t kid yourself a toupee, irrespective of how much it cost or how it is secured to your cabeza is a hair hat, and I ain’t mad at you.

The ancients seem to know this, that’s why some cultures have traditions of turbans and ornate head dresses. If you have always wore a head covering then the issue of hair was moot, or mute if you were wrapped too tightly and had the propensity to blow yourself up.

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*From: cims.hispanictips.com
Traducido: usando Google o Altavista/Babel Fish

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