Forget J.Lo ”” Jennifer Lopez has been reborn

“This was the plan. Go to the Four Seasons, chat with J.Lo about her new movie. If that blah, blah, blah conversation went well then perhaps sneak in a few questions about all those ongoing pregnancy rumors; ask what advice she might have for the Hollywood Four ”” Paris, Nicole, Britney and Li-Lo ”” and if she’s gotten over the shame of “Gigli”; have her share some tips on how to keep your man happy and then find out whether she’s still friendly with all of her high-profile ex’s ”” Ben and Diddy.

Well, that plan flew out of a 14th floor window when it became apparent that J.Lo, a woman known for her revealing outfits, forgettable films and pop hits had died and we all had somehow missed her funeral.”

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