Illegal immigration can aid Dems

“I’ll tell you what, Madison, I can’t wait for next Wednesday. And not just because I’ll finally see more of my favorite commercials (“Head On, apply directly to the forehead. Head On ”¦ “), and fewer political campaigns ads. Rather, I’m looking forward to Wednesday because it marks the date politicians finally get back, at least mentally, to the business of running this country. And there is no doubt that the issue of immigration reform has to be issue No. 1 on the long “repair the country” to-do list when the politicians finally do get to Washington. Those poor bastards.

So instead of handing out redundant suggestions on how to win this election, I’d like to dish out a few recommendations on how to score the first policy victory of the new Congress with the issue of illegal immigration, for those who are already ensured a victory come next week. Listen up, Dems:”

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