Satire: Bush to Move Dobbs to Mexican Border

“n his toughest stand yet against illegal immigration, President George W. Bush today announced that he would move CNN anchorman Lou Dobbs to the United States’ border with Mexico.

The move is a reversal for the president, who one day earlier had announced that he was moving 6,000 National Guard troops to the Mexican border. The decision to dispatch Mr. Dobbs, Bush said, means that the deployment of Guard troops is no longer necessary.

“It is my belief that America’s most powerful weapon against illegal immigration has always been and will always be Lou Dobbs,” Bush said in a nationally televised address.”

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